non-english speaker: I am awfully sorry at the terrible state of my English abilities, as for the English language is not my mother tongue. I hope you forgive me for every foolish mistake I make.
people with english as their first language: lol it okei doe
Person: What do you want for your birthday?
Me: *Forgets everything I have ever wanted*
Friends: Can I come over? ...
Real Friends: I'm coming over.
loki-theking: I don’t avoid eye contact because I’m shy. I just want to avoid a Pokemon battle.
himapapaftw: do u ever change the way that u talk depending on who youre with like some people you talk to like youre both english majors and then others u talk 2 like youre having a mental breakdown